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Соревнования в юморе Честный гаишник : &lt;!--[if gte mso 9]>&lt;xml> &lt;w:WordDocument> &lt;w:View>Normal&lt;/w:View> &lt;w:Zoom>0&lt;/w:Zoom> &lt;w:TrackMoves/> &lt;w:TrackFormatting/> &lt;w:PunctuationKerning/> &lt;w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> &lt;w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false&lt;/w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> &lt;w:IgnoreMixedContent>false&lt;/w:IgnoreMixedContent> &lt;w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false&lt;/w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> &lt;w:DoNotPromoteQF/> &lt;w:LidThemeOther>RU&lt;/w:LidThemeOther> &lt;w:LidThemeAsian>X-NONE&lt;/w:LidThemeAsian> &lt;w:LidThemeComplexScript>X-NONE&lt;/w:LidThemeComplexScript> &lt;w:Compatibility> &lt;w:BreakWrappedTables/> &lt;w:SnapToGridInCell/> &lt;w:WrapTextWithPunct/> &lt;w:UseAsianBreakRules/> &lt;w:DontGrowAutofit/> &lt;w:SplitPgBreakAndParaMark/> &lt;w:DontVertAlignCellWithSp/> &lt;w:DontBreakConstrainedForcedTables/> &lt;w:DontVertAlignInTxbx/> &lt;w:Word11KerningPairs/> &lt;w:CachedColBalance/> &lt;/w:Compatibility> 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